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In these straitened times it’s essential to look at every area where costs can be cut. However a cost cut can be a pleasure lost. Take the pursuit of a nice end of the working week blowjob. A good meal, drinks and a movie might cut it, but throw in gas and it’s getting costly.
An evening in? Maybe, but have you checked out the cost of Hawaiian pizza delivery lately? It’s like it was flown in from Hawaii. And those movie rentals, they’re not stupid, any film worth watching is twice the price and wanted back twice as quick as the trailer trash crap that will guarantee she loses the mood.
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